tmgpodcast:

the DELIVERY

(via unclefather)

pissyjorts:

kavvka:

pissyjorts:

life… is an egg

explain

has chickens in it sometimes

(Source: staraptor, via unclefather)

not-the-real-norbert-hofer:

one day im just gonna do it. im gonna vanish into the scottish highlands like god intended

(via fluent-in-lesbianism)

markjeffersons:

this whole clip is gold, but the zoom-in after jacques’ comment makes me lose it every time

(Source: keenincisions, via toastpotent)

vvexpyke:

creepycryptid:

possibly my favourite scene from anything ever

ok what the hell is the x files

(Source: ka1ju, via catholicnunisdead)

boarofthenorth100:

boarofthenorth100:

boarofthenorth100:

You Can Eat Any Thing Out Of A Bowl Really

Porridge, Iced Cream, Water, Sand

It Dosent Matter

None Of This Matters

(via dulect)

(Source: qanhowell, via joshpeck)

sulfuring:

how to write poetry like a white person

  • cigarettes
  • the taste of you
  • drowning
  • save me
  • no wait save yourself
  • cigarettes
  • !!

make sure to left align and god forbid touch a capital letter

(via dulect)

echo-2-1:

someone: hey can i ask you a personal question?

my oversharing ass already bursting to answer the question: moi?

(via runwithrockets)